in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit
(via cheyloaf)
(via investings)
birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuckfirst letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eaterday of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374POLICEPHOBE666 AYY
giraffepuncher420
Nutfucker420
(via fishfucked)
Why cant someone look at me the way Harley looks at Mr.J
out of simple impulse and pure curiosity i started this story and forgot about it. So here I am wondering why i stopped and getting excited reading it while i have breakfast. I wrote it and got excited.
Is from my story Olive.
“So explain to me what’s the issue.”
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